Top Ten from David Letterman

Top Ten Possible Titles For George W. Bush's Memoir

10. "Tuesdays With Moron"
9. "Surviving The 12-Hour Work Week"
8. "What Being President Learned Me"
7. "The 7 Habits Of Highly Incompetent People"
6. "All I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten"
5. "Sloppy Joes Is Tasty"
4. "It Takes A Village Idiot"
3. "How To Lose Wars And Alienate World Leaders"
2. "At Least I Never Had A Gay Date In An Airport Bathroom"
1. "Huh?"

That is my last list for today........