If you go here, you can read "Fragments from Edwards! the Musical" about John Edwards. Pretty funny stuff - you can even sing along to:
JOHN EDWARDS sings......
Oh, wait, now she's in remission.
I guess that means I have permission.
or my favourite:
JOHN EDWARDS sings.....
I can't abide
These filthy lies.
They interfere
With my career.
I am no philanderer,
But you, sir, are a slanderer.
On computer virus/worm news, I don't have a virus or worm (says the 99$ Norton Help-Line) - I take back every bad thing I have said about my first-born in the last 24 hours......
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Cheater’s Rap
John Edwards talked about Dad’s mill,
While sleeping with a chick off the pill,
He lied and fibbed to the MS press,
And, awoke early to preen and dress.
His wife, Elizabeth, knew the lie in 2006,
But supported John in Iowa while sick,
They stole Hillary’s honest votes daily,
And laughed on cue, and hiding Rielle.
Why did John lie like a cheatin’ rat ?
No “New Deal” for the average Democrat,
While Obama and Hillary fought on the stump,
John Edwards watched Rielle grow a bump.
Now John’s love child is common news,
And Fred Baron has money to lose,
Rielle, now nursing, has jetted away,
Even Geraldo has joined the fray!
John’s affair has hurt his poor kids,
More than Clinton’s cigars ever did,
A sordid tale that some call a crock,
The only winner, a loser named Barack!
Like dogs in heat, Edwards did pant,
Defined forever, just like Hugh Grant,
Tabloids paid to get the sleaze,
Is it John’s baby, mister please?
Vote for John Edwards, give me chills,
Meet you for sex in Beverly Hills,
John, don’t need to prove you ain’t a gay,
Just pony up to compare your DNA.
See Barack in Hawaii like Bobby Vinton,
Unaware the DNC plans to elect a Clinton,
Edwards may face time from the tax man,
But not if a pardon is part of Obama’s plan.
While Elizabeth cried over her brood,
Baby mama with John was not a prude,
Gone the innocent days of Tom Sawyer,
John gettin’ love like a real trial lawyer.
Love the Cheater's Rap!
I enjoyed the Cheater's Rap (from whoever you are).......
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