At Slashfood you can find a collection of some of the drinking games proposed for tonight's debate. The debate tonight will likely be the most watched vice presidential debate in the history of televised vice presidential debates and it is probably important to find the perfect drinking game to suit you and your family. Here are some of my favourites:
* Every time Palin mentions small town values, inquire about banning a Harry Potter book and bill yourself for your own rape kit.
* When Palin mentions 9/11 in a textually-relevant manner (e.g. “We need to prevent another attack like the one on 9/11″), take 1 drink. When Palin mentions 9/11 in a gratuitous, textually-irrelevant manner (e.g. “When my son Track was sent over to Iraq on 9/11…”), take 2 drinks.
* If Palin uses the phrase, “hockey mom”, drink until she takes the self-satisfied smirk off her face.
* Every time Biden refers to himself in the third person, take 1 drink. If he uses his full name (e.g. “When people ask me, ‘Joe Biden, how did you become so good looking?’”), take 2 drinks.
* When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it’s the same thing.
* Every time Joe Biden says "malarkey," drink a shot of hogwash.
Now where is that tequila?
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Hope that the cat did not have to pick you up off the floor because that self-satisfied smirk never disappeared. Hockey mom and Joe 6-pack -yup worth a drink. Being mayor certainly mentioned more than once. Wonder how many other mayors and governors of a state that depends on oil and federal handouts can parlay their position into a vice-presidency?
Palin was well rehearsed and was good at avoiding issues like McCain's plan for health care.
Explain why her young child has to been dragged out to all these events. Shouldn't he be at home in bed at that hour?
Here's to your recovery today.
Nora
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